Let's see how much money I can raise...?

Lick Jessica Simpson, have a friend take pics, sell them to tabloids, make several million, give me 1 mil for the idea, retire in luxury with Big Ben at your side, indirectly cripple Romo for Donnie, and have the sheer joy of knowing you made J.S. puke on her hair and she probably sniffed it & puked again!